Sunday, March 14, 2010

Why Did Jesus Refuse The Drink On The Cross

tablets

long I was gone. May I have a very lousy.
remember how Manny stayed in the basement? So now we treat the effects of this trip. The cat began to grumble when using the litter box. It turned out that he has inflammation of the urinary tract. Journeys without loads of shots to the extreme neurosis drove both me and the cat, so we switched to an antibiotic tablets. Have you ever tried to give a cat a tablet? I found some time in the network mini-tutorial on this subject:

How to apply pill a cat?
first Take the cat in his arms and wrap it in the left arm so as to hold a baby. Place your index finger and thumb right hand on both sides of the mouth and press lightly holding the tablet in remaining fingers of his right hand. When the cat's mouth open put the tablet, allow your cat to close mouth and swallow.
second Lift tablet from the floor and pull the cat out of the couch. Again, wrap the cat in left arm and repeat the process again.
third Pull out the cat from bedroom and throw away the tablet already unkempt.
4th Take new pill from foil wrap, wrap your cat in left arm, left hand while holding the hind legs kicking. Rozewrzyj cat's mouth and right hand index finger push the pill as far as possible. Hold your cat's mouth closed and count to ten.
5th Retrieve pill from the aquarium, and the cat from wardrobe. Call wife to assistance.
6th Przyduś cat to the floor, wedged it between the knees and kicking while holding the front and rear paws. Do not pay attention to the low, growling noises at the time of the cat. Let the wife holds the cat's head while forcing wooden ruler between his teeth. Then slide the tablet along the lines open between the teeth and hard to Pat the cat in the throat, which will induce him to swallow.
7th Pull out the cat on the cornices and unzip the new pill. Make a note to replace the curtains. Pick up the pieces of broken porcelain vase, you can posklejać later.
8th Wrap cat in a towel, then let the wife put on a cat so that only his head sticking out from under her armpit. Place the tablet inside a plastic tube for beverages. With the help of a pencil Open cat's mouth and push the tube firmly between his teeth open wdmuchnij pill inside.
9th Check the box if the pills are not harmful to humans, and then drink one bottle of beer to get rid of the unpleasant taste in the mouth. Apply Band rozdrapane arm of his wife, and then with warm water and soap remove blood stains from the carpet.
10th Retrieve cat from neighbor's gazebo. Unpack another tablet. Prepare for the next bottle of beer. Place cat in the door from sideboard so that it protrudes through the slit only his head. Rozewrzyj spoon from his mouth with the tea and rubber bands "recepturki" shoot the film between the teeth open.
11th Bring a screwdriver and tighten the door hinges pulled into place. Drink beer. Take a bottle of vodka. Pour into a glass and drink. Apply cold compress to cheek
to determine when the last time you were vaccinated for tetanus. Wash the cheek vodka to disinfect wounds and drink another drop to soothe pain. Torn shirt you already discarded.
12th Call the fire department that pulled the ring ... a cat from a tree. Apologize to neighbor who crashed a car in the fence trying to avoid a cat running across the street. Take another pill from foil wrap.
13th Skrępuj this bastard with a rope from underwear związując along the front and hind paws, and then attach it to the leg from the table. Take a thick leather gardening gloves. Push pill into cat's throat, pulling a large piece of pork tenderloin. You no longer need to be gentle. Hold head vertically and pour two glasses of water to him straight into the throat to wash pill down.
14th Consume remainder of vodka from the bottle. Let your wife drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly, so the doctor could sew up your arm and remove the remains of the tablet of the eye. On the way home, stop by the shop and buy new furniture table.
15th Call the animal shelter that took this mutant from hell and check at the grocery store do not have a pet hamster.

pill dog How to apply?
first Wrap the pill in a slice of ham and call the dog.


I once had a dog, now I have a cat. I confirm the correctness of this information.
So I decided to crush the tablet and add it to eat. But they underestimated the enemy. Manny carefully sniffed the food, then gave me to understand what they can do with it. In turn, he did not appreciate me, because I did not get to eat anything else. He eats food now with the addition of an antibiotic, but loudly express their discontent. In addition, the attacks on me on every occasion, biting and scratching. I'd probably hurt me a long time that does not forget. But I prefer it than a visit to the vet.
Transporter was literally crushed by a cat - it tore the door. So he went to the vet in my basket on the material - the closure is at the top. Trash on one visit was enough, because Manny was the hatch and pulled it as well. On the third day he went to injection into the laundry basket (basket or already broken) and told the veterinarian, I'll ask for pills because I have more strength and conscience. Cat First off like crazy, the second day of trying the method on a corpse - fell in the basket and did not dychał. How scared I tried to look up in the car, what happens is that such a silence, then teased trying to get out. At the vet or horror - a cat running around the walls, I followed him, for us even with a syringe. Caught shakes like jelly, Ziaja and is close to a heart attack. I am indeed too. Not on my nerves it is.
But today, again, we had to go. Husband miziania during the morning (because now Panciana is bad, giving medications he takes to the vet, so lost the opportunity to caress the cat) found that Manny has a nasty cut on his neck. Yes, the cat is scratching after the injection, but I did not think that he would do something like that. He did not give peace to take a shot, tore up, tugging, biting, scratching, hissed, so did get some inflammation, and the claws are not nice podrażniły. How do I need to change dressings or wear a cat collar, maybe it'll jump from the window.

a sick child. Brought with kindergarten a nightmare virus. And because in general, very little ill, so I do not know how to take tablets. The situation almost identical to the cat. I'm afraid that one day end up in a psychiatric ward. And all the pills.


little spring weather - it is snowing outside the window. Again, I exacerbation of AD - I itch terribly, but I do bravely holding on.


And the praise - the future package of dolls. I managed to shoot a beautiful vintage doll - Midge, Ballerina, 1975, Francie head, and the Western Winking 1981 with a working eye and Skipper Tropical. I am very pleased. I also got a head and a doll - so far unidentified, and two dresses in perfect condition. They are beautiful.